Stove Philosophy

Stove Philosophy

Endure heat. Stir occasionally. Pretend this is all very profound.

Stove Philosophy is the ancient art of surviving pressure with grace, seasoning, and just enough sarcasm to remain edible.

Page One

Core Principles

Six hard truths from the stovetop, including emotional preheating and strategic salting.

Read principles

Page Two

The Four Burners

A practical guide to deciding which part of life simmers while the others threaten mutiny.

Balance burners

Page Three

Leftovers & Mortality

A cheerful reminder that all things end, including that suspicious hummus in the back row.

Contemplate leftovers